The Festival of Stupidity

Dedicated to the celebration of the fools in our lives.

Why A Festival Of Stupidity

On a recent afternoon, after fighting the urge to pull my hair out over yet another completely stupid situation, I decided that I needed to find a way to relieve my moron-induced stress a bit. Since it's not socially acceptable to stand in my front yard and shoot flaming arrows into passing cars, or pick off passengers in the aforementioned automobiles with my .22, I had to find something that was both socially acceptable and that would provide a modicum of satisfaction. When you're dealing with the level of stupidity that I have been, that's no easy task.

Finally, I decided I would share it with you all. I can't possibly be the only person who's had to deal with these dummies lately; surely they've infested your life, too. They have, haven't they? You've probably eyed things like baseball bats while listening to them or reading their e-mails--but you probably also realized that society would frown on a rampage of that sort (regrettably). And, while you may have fantasized about putting your booted foot directly up their arses, they are in some cases your close friends, which means you actually do generally like them. So, how to stop wanting to choke them and save your sanity while avoiding arrest because you've gone postal? Hmm...it's not easy.

Thus, The Festival of Stupidity was born. Here, you can bitch and moan about how ignorant these ding dongs are, and you can do it safely! No ball bats, no flaming arrows, no bullets, no blood--simple, neat, effective, as the saying goes. Letting go the stresses they've caused you will preserve enough of your sanity to help you handle the next dummy to come blundering into your life.

I'm sorry I can't offer some wonderful prize to the winner; perhaps knowing that you've provided us all with laughter and good cheer will be enough. Gather your thoughts and the notes you've made while on phone calls with these doofuses, and let your keyboard do the talking!

From Stupidity, Take Laughter

From Laughter, Take Hope.

Brightest Blessings,

Melissa

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